Survivor: Catching up during the off-season

While waiting for the premiere of Survivor: Brazil (Feb. 12!), I’ve been taking the time to catch up on some past seasons of Survivor. I just finished Season 9: Vanuatu and (spoiler alert!) watched Chris win big with the comeback of the century! (I. Love. Ami.) Now, I’m entering Pearl Islands with 3 episodes in…

Survivor Gabon: Ding-Dong the bitch is dead!

Spoilers. This week’s Survivor. DVR viewers beware…You know the drill.. Ok. What a terrible title for the weekly Survivor post. There are 3 reasons for this: 1) it’s before noon on a Saturday morning and that’s all the creativity I can spare. 2) I was up late at a Mindless Self Indulgence show and I’m…

Survivor Gabon: F**k the Jury

Spoilerrrrrrrrrs from last night Sugar, Sugar, Sugar. Crystal, Crystal, Crystal. You do know that the JURY are the ones who actually hand over the million dollars, right? And even though you loathe Randy, you still shouldn’t twist the knife to ensure that he does not give it to you, right? Anyone!? While writing Randy’s name…

Survivor Gabon: Stayin' Alive

Spoilerrrrrrrrrs from this week’s episooooode! Consider yourself warned! Professional Gamer Ken Hoang and his alliance-mate Crystal Cox barely escaped the chopping block, as last week’s top notch episode led into this week’s….well, top notch episode! An important social aspect of the game, Matty tells Sugar that Kenny and Crystal played her and that Ace had…

How are our shows shaping up?: A mid-season report!

Before the TV season started, I posted a 25+ list of shows I’d be keeping tabs with throughout the course of the season. May this be the very first ammendment to that original list. I find my patience dwindling, and general happy mind becoming numb with boredom and I am NOT pleased. Here are a…

Survivor Gabon: Sweet, Sweet Sugar

Spoiler alert for this week’s episode. Don’t read if you haven’t watched….yada yada yada. I’m going to see how many blog entries I can write about Survivor that possess a pun about sugar. Because if you didn’t know: I LOVE HER. What a play! What a move! Crystal and Kenny should be kissing her ass…

Survivor Gabon: Playing with fire

This post contains spoilers for 10/16’s episode of Survivor: Gabon So why do I have a picture of Kota lying around doing nothing? Because seriously…this is apparently all they need to do to win this game. Lay back. Do nothing. Because Fang will self destruct and lose on their own. The tribes were even switched…

Survivor Gabon: Shake it up

This post contains spoilers from the 10/9 episode of Survivor Gabon. Another one bites the dust. Except this week, it was almost hard to give a rat’s ass. Probst and the creative must’ve all been sitting around their production tents saying: “Um…dudes, this season’s gonna suck.” Have we ever seen a shake-up, swap, or merge…