I am, unsurprisingly, not a sports guy (Corporate, money-driven circlejerks just ain’t my thing). We did record the Super Bowl, however, to see Bruno Mars and the Chili Peppers, and thankfully, we ended up catching some of the 24 teasers, which included this super-amazing-mindblowing-badass commercial with none other than Kiefer Sutherland himself and Mary Lynn Rajskub.…