Since we’re not 10 years old, we all know that Valentine’s Day is fucking stupid. I mean, you should definitely tie each other up, spank each other or do whatever other freaky-deaky bedroom thangs you’re into, but you don’t need a corporate holiday to tell you to get down. A couple years ago I put…
Can all agree that Valentine’s Day is just the pits? Thanks to some candy/card/flowers company, we all run around like chickens sans heads buying teddy bears, chocolates, naughty undies, flowers all because corporate America has brainwashed us to do so. (But hey – you should be buying risque naughtythings any day of the week – just…
Valentine’s Day really is the worst. Unless you’re under the age of 16, have been dating for under 30 days, or are just plain shallow as all hell, this blogger can’t seem to get his head around it. Do you really need a special, corporate-driven-and-created holiday to tell your special gal-pal or man-friend that his…