I love you, Netflix. God knows I do, honest to blog. I love you so much that I need to rip off Juno for cheesey blog-like terminology in order to showcase and prove my love for your service.

However, I highly suggest you stop throttling my account, and while you’re at it, stop sending me DVDs from Texas just so that it’ll take longer for it to get to me. I’M ON TO YOUR SICK GAMES!

Coincidentally, while searching for a picture to post with this blog, I came upon the blog Work It, Mom – Work It, Dad which was a little unkind towards the service. I posted a comment in response to get Netflix’s back (yep, we gangsta like that), when really I was just about to start a negative blog about Netflix myself.

It may not be perfect, but I’ll never cancel my Netflix subscription. Mark my words.

But that throttling bullshit has to STOP.