I don’t even know how to preface this video. Do I have to? I guess seeing as though you have graciously clicked a link and visited my wee blog here, I should at least put in the effort. Right? Probably? OK. Well.

This video. It’s just equal parts amazing and horrifying. I can’t seem to look away, even though I know I should quickly flee. It gives me a profound fear of religion. And the South. I don’t even know where these people live, but it’s probably like Texas or Kentucky. Maybe it’s even West Virginia. I went there once and shit got weird. These two probably have a torture chamber in their basement or are cannibals or something. Shit’s not RIGHT.

I don’t really know where that tangent came from. Anyways…here is Pastor Jim and his funky fresh ladyfriend Mrs. Colerick. They sure do love Jesus a lot….black people? Meh. Maybe not so much. But Jesus Christ is their….well….that part’s unrepeatable.

Check out the video. Check it out until the very end. Just don’t shoot the messenger if it gets stuck in your brainspace.

You can even buy this song on bandcamp for $1. You shouldn’t. But you could.

Look, I’m just the messenger, people! We covered this already. I’m not telling you to buy this song. It’s just that the option is there. Hopefully you ignore it. But like Kanye, it just won’t go AWAY. If Jesus, himself, descends from the heavens and asks you to pay $1 for this song – I still wouldn’t think it’s a good idea.

But hey man. You only have one life to live and it’s yours for the taking.