The Wet Hot American Summer TV show is a GO, people! Everyone and their pet cat Lion-O has been tweeting, blogging, and freaking over the new entry to the David Wain cult Comedy. Here’s what we know so far:

*The movie takes place on the last day of camp and the TV series will take place on the first. We know this because of the official subtitle that was announced. Whoever had that genius idea should receive the Hopkins Prize for Comedy. Srsly.

*The series will stream exclusively on Netflix and will be 8 episodes long.  Netflix : TV :: onions and limberger cheese : dinner. 

*Confirmed counselors: Elizabeth Banks, Michael Ian Black, Bradley Cooper, Judah Friedlander, Janeane Garofalo, Joe Lo Truglio, Ken Marino, Christopher Meloni, Marguerite Moreau, Zak Orth, Amy Poehler, David Hyde Pierce, Paul Rudd, Molly Shannon, and Michael Showalter. Also known as: FUCKING. EVERYBODY.

*It’s going to come out this summer. This Wet. Hot. American Summer. (Cue the song! Wait…what? Uhh…I can’t find the song. Shit. Well, don’t I feel like a fridge humper. Here’s Day By Day, though!)

There’s one more fun notable though. Meet me at the next paragraph in 10 seconds…

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*Hello! Thanks for coming. Let’s get right to it. You may recall ten seconds ago, I asked you to join me here in this very paragraph so I could tell you what’s going on. Well, Camp Firewood, a teaser trailer was released just this week for the TV series. Rather than insert another 17 Wet Hot refs, though tempted, let’s just cut to the chase:

From here on out, The Littlest Winslow is going old school. It will now be a Wet Hot blog. On Angelfire. With lots of sparkly Wet Hot logos and annoying flash flashies that freeze your screen. YAAAAS.

I’ll definitely be hosting a premiere party at my crib when First Day of Camp drops. So what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30? Should we say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30?

Actually, why don’t we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be there by 9:30? I mean, we’ll all be in our 30s by then. I just don’t see any reason why we can’t be places on time.  Good, because I have something at 11:00, and I can’t change it, because I already moved it twice.