If you were born anytime before 1990, then clearly you’re a Ghostbusters fan.  At one point in time, it seemed a copy came free with every newborn birthed to its parents. Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler and Winston Zeddemore really fuck my shit up, but you know who gets my goat even more?

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my friends.

Check out this sweet talking Stay Puft keychain (also available in a larger plush toy). Available in both happy and….angry?…this keychain is clearly the joy and wonder missing in my life right now. It’s a steal, at a meager $9.95 in the Neatoshop!

And remember kids, if someone asks if you are a god, you say, “YES!”